So. Ever since mum and I saw the hobbit. My mum has been obsessed with Gollum. She keeps going around saying “my precious” at random moments throughout the day. Oh and this morning she whispered that in my ear and I almost screamed. This needs to stop.
I need to hold a hobbit intervention…
Now she’s calling her wedding ring the precious. YOUR WEDDING RING WAS NOT FORGED BY SAURON IN MORDOR MUM.